Mill Blade FNM Report 2011/9/9

Trying to get caught up on FNM reports. This week I played another @Smi77y creation, Mill Blade. I figured nobody would be metagaming at all for it, and I’ve never played a mill deck before, so I thought I’d give it a shot.

Here’s the list I played:

[deck title=Mill Blade]
[Ceatures]
4 Hedron Crab
4 Squadron Hawk
1 Sun Titan
[/Ceatures]
[Spells]
4 Ponder
4 Visions of Beyond
2 Into the Roil
3 Mana Leak
1 Trapmaker’s Snare
2 Sword of Body and Mind
2 Timely Reinforcements
2 Day of Judgment
4 Archive Trap
3 Jace, Memory Adept
[/Spells]
[Land]
4 Arid Mesa
6 Island
4 Misty Rainforest
5 Plains
4 Scalding Tarn
1 Terramorphic Expanse
[/Land]
[Sideboard]
2 Condemn
1 Day of Judgment
2 Dismember
3 Surgical Extraction
2 Timely Reinforcements
2 Oblivion Ring
2 Celestial Purge
1 Dispel
[/Sideboard]
[/deck]

Seemed like it would be a good time.

Round 1: Brandon, playing RDW
The are real differences in RDW builds and RDW players. Brandon brings legit RDW decks and knows how to play them. And, unfortunately, I was never really in these games. Bad draws, but not sure I would have won with good ones. Mostly what milling him did was fuel his Lavamancers and put Phoenixes in his graveyard. Got steamrolled.
0-1 matches, 0-2 games

Round 3, Amy playing Random GB ramp
Game 1 was going along smoothly, early Crab, Trapped off her Cultivate, etc. However, second Trap hit… Kozilek. Really? I just scooped a couple turns later since that’s pretty much game unless I can get a Sworded Hawk, and I didn’t. Game 2 I sided in the Extractions and kept a hand that had one. I then drew both the others and when I extracted her Kozilek, I found that she had nothing else worth extracting and died with some dead cards in hand. This was dumb and displays a critical weakness of mill: Eldrazi hose you.
0-2 matches, 0-4 games

Round 3, Matt playing Pyromancer’s Ascension
Seems like a bad matchup, me actually trying to put stuff in his graveyard. My T1 Crab ate a Bolt, but I had one turn 2 and had fetches. He got an Ascension active but I had multiple traps (including Snaring into a Trap on his end after he had cracked a fetch) and got Jace out and that got me there. Game 2 he sided in Exarch Twin. I sided in the Extractions and extracted the Twins early. He never got a PA active but drew tons of burn. He almost managed to burn me out but I managed to double-Visions my way into six land, which allowed me to thereafter draw gas and I got the last Trap I needed for the win. This match reveals the other down side of mill: people are so demoralized after losing to you that they drop, which destroys your breakers.
1-2 matches, 2-4 games

Round 4, Marvin playing mono Black infect
Game 1 I had an early Crab that he Dismembered, then a Hawk and another Crab. Timely Reinforcements wasn’t very good here. I chumped off a couple Plague Stingers with Hawks, and then he dropped a Crusader. I still had a Crab and didn’t want to have to use it to block, but I topdecked a Sword, equipped a Hawk, and then had Wolf token to block. He scooped as another hit from the Sword would end it. Game 2 I kept an opener with two sources of blue but no White and I paid the price. Got stuck on three Islands and never really recovered. I did Dismember a Crusader at one point in this game but it just wan’t enough. Game 3 I got a bunch of cards milled with a Crab before he killed it, and got Jace on turn 5. He didn’t swing into Jace instead swinging at me, but I had two Traps in hand and was able to mill him out for the win the turn before I would have died.
2-2 matches, 4-5 games

Round 5: David, playing RDW
Game 1 I got the god draw and had two Crabs in the opener and a fistful of fetches. I milled off 36 cards over the next three turns before he burnt off both of the Crabs and then refilled my hand with a Visions and got there. I was assisted in that he had three Shrines out but was stuck on two land for a long time, which gave me time to finish him. Game 2 he again got an early Shrine but had the O Ring for it. I had Timely Reinforcements to get me from 16 life back to 20, but it just didn’t matter as I didn’t draw enough other mill cards. Game 3 came down to the wire. I had him down to a few cards in his library, but he had killed my Jace and we were both in topdeck mode. I drew a Sword but had nothing to put it on, land, and then land, and then he drew Hero. I drew another Sword and played it. He drew Guide and hit me down to 3, then Burst me down to 1. I drew Visions, then ancestralled into Timely Reinforcements. Yes! I went back to 7, cracked a fetch down to 6 so I could equip both Swords to the tokens so I could block. He only had 2 cards left in his library and so that did it. Hooray, Visions!
3-2 matches, 6-6 games

And, of course, I missed the top 8 on tiebreakers, which were horrific. My round 2 opponent didn’t do well and my round 3 opponent rage quit… err, dropped, so I really had no shot of making it on breakers. That’s a bummer, because I think I would have had a shot in the top 8.

The deck is a blast to play, as nobody was expecting mill. Visions of Beyond was definitely the MVP card in this deck—turns out that Ancestral Recall is pretty amazing. It’s really unfortunate that so much of this deck is rotating out, as this deck would be even better in an environment with no Eldrazi.

Oh, well. One more FNM to go before rotation (for me, that is). Might go back to Caw Blade, might replay Twin Pod, which was great. We’ll see.

Snakes with a Blade! FNM Report

OK, so this was way back on August 26th and I’ve been lame in writing up the report. Mostly, I played this deck because it was silly and fun. Somebody tweeted about a SnakeBlade list but I didn’t have access to it, and I decided that I could generate a humorous one, and here’s what I came up with. I’ve always loved the card River Boa and hadn’t played the Zendikar reprint, so here way my excuse to do so.

[deck title=Snakes with a Blade!]
[Creatures]
4 Birds of Paradise
4 Lotus Cobra
4 River Boa
3 Spellskite
1 Thrun, the Last Troll
1 Consecrated Sphinx
[/Creatures]
[Spells]
3 Preordain
1 Spell Pierce
2 Into the Roil
4 Mana Leak
4 Spreading Seas
2 Dismember
2 Sword of Feast and Famine
1 Sword of War and Peace
[/Spells]
[Land]
4 Forest
2 Halimar Depths
4 Island
2 Khalni Garden
4 Misty Rainforest
2 Scalding Tarn
4 Tectonic Edge
2 Verdant Catacombs
[/Land]
[Sideboard]
3 Obstinate Baloth
3 Nature’s Claim
2 Dismember
3 Flashfreeze
2 Ratchet Bomb
1 Cobra Trap
1 Deprive
[/Sideboard]
[/deck]

Obviously, the point is to get a River Boa Sworded up and Islandwalk your way to victory. Yes, it’s very silly.

Round 1: Zach, playing BG homebrew
Game 1 I ended up getting a Lotus Cobra sworded up with SoFF and he went all the way. Sword of Feast and Famine is pretty good against straight BG. Game 2 was more of a grind and he got me down to 5, but I finally managed to get out a Sword and a Sphinx and take it in the end.
1-0 matches, 2-0 games

Round 2: Joe Bass, playing UW Venser control
Joe is the consensus dominant player in the store and always a touch match. Game 1 I actually won pretty easily with an early River Boa. I got SoFF on it, but he O Ringed the Sword. I promptly came back with Sword of War and Peace and that ended it quickly as Joe had 6 cards in hand. Game 2 I didn’t come out fast enough, and while I Nature’s Claimed his first O Ring, he got Venser and Walls and somehow had no Islands (all duals for his blue) and I never got there. Game 3 was all about me having a slow start and him having Gideon to keep the Snakes off him.
1-1 matches, 3-2 games

Round 3: Chris, playing Bant Planeswalkers
Gideon, Garruk, Jace, and Karn were all in his deck. Game 1 I managed to color screw him off white for a long time with Spreading Seas, but I was drawing nothing but land besides my one Cobra (which got him down to 12) and so when he finally got Garruk out, I had no answers. Game 2 was more of the same, but with me not even having a Cobra. It was pretty awful, frankly, as I don’t think this one said anything other than it’s really hard win when you get flooded badly two games in a row.
1-2 matches, 3-4 games

Round 4: Mitchell, playing Gr Infect
Game 1 he quickly ran me over with pumped infect guys. Game 2 I got an early Spellskite, which is amazing against him since he can’t pump his guys. I got a Sworded Snake and then a Sphinx and ended it. Game 3 he got me to nine poison counters on turn 2: Glistener Elf, Teetering Peaks, Groundswell, Mutagenic Growth. Yow. However, I didn’t panic, put down a Spellskite in addition to the Bird I had, then Spreading Seas on his one Forest (he had another Teetering Peaks out, so no help there) and then Sworded up a Boa (“Snake with Blade!”) for the win.
2-2 matches, 5-5 games

Talk about disappointing! Losing to Joe was legit, but I felt the deck could have done better. Still, it was loads of fun to have one opponent and one onlooker exclaim “motherfucking Snake with a motherfucking Blade” so it was totally worth it.