Saturday
Redskins @ Seattle(9.5)
Yes, yes, the Seabags are at home, and they’ll probably even win, but I don’t see it being a blowout. I’m taking the points.

Patriots @ Denver(3)
This is a coin-flip game, so again I’m taking the points.

Sunday
Steelers @ Indy(9.5)
I’m sorry, didn’t Indy beat them by 20+ earlier this season? Hasn’t Indy won every game that actually mattered this year, and covered a lot of big spreads along the way? Yeah, Colts.

Panthers @ Chicago(3)
I have absolutely no idea—and the home team being favored by three means nobody else does, either. I have to take the home team, I think.