NFL Week 5 Picks

I am not having a good season; last week I went 6-7 and am now 30-29-1 for the season, while Al went 7-6 and is 34-25-1 for the season–nice work, Al! On the plus side, I’m 4-0 in fantasy, so there is at least some compensation.

Without further ado, the picks…

Sunday 1:00
Titans @ Baltimore(+3)
I loved Trey Wingo’s comment on this on NFL live: “You may want to hide the women and children for this one.” I rate this as this week’s “game most likely to produce multiple season-ending injuries.” I can’t wait to see this one. Oh, and I think the Titans will prevail—both the Ravens and the Steelers gave everything they had last week and the Titans will just have a little more in the tank here.

Seahawks @ New Jersey Giants(-8)
Seattle is terrible, particularly on the road. Even without Plax, the Giants cover this.

Redskins @ Philly(-6)
Ugh, worst possible outcome; Westbrook will play, but clearly isn’t 100%. I think Philly might just pull this game out, but I don’t see them blowing out the Redskins, who seem be finding their rhythm. So I’ll take the points.

Chargers @ Miami(-6.5)
The Bolts do seem to have it together now, so I’ll go with San Diego here.

Bears @ Detroit(+3.5)
The Lions play the Rams sometime this year, right? That could easily be the first win for the victor of that game. I’m taking Chicago.

Falcons @ Green Bay(-4)
Man, this “game time decision” thing for Rogers is a pain. I’m going to guess that even if he’s healthy he won’t be completely effective and the Packers are #26 against the run, so I’ll take Atlanta and the points.

Colts @ Houston(+3.5)
I have to say, I was really surprised at how well the Texans played last week against the Jags. But the Colts are coming off a bye, so I’m giving the points and going with Indy.

Chiefs @ Carolina(-10)
I was impressed with KC last week, but that was a divisional game at home. Even though it’s a big number, with the game in Charlotte I’m taking the Panthers.

Sunday ~4:10
Bucs @ Denver(-3)
Well, the Broncos looked horrible last week, but I do not trust the Bucs, so I will again take Denver.

Bills @ Arizona(-1)
Oh, come on, man, give Buffalo a little love! They’ll win this game.

Patriots @ San Francisco(+3.5)
I don’t see New England having the same kind of awful week two weeks in a row, especially with a bye in there. I’ll go with the Pats.

Bungles @ Dallas(-16.5)
That is just a truckload of points. I have to take them.

SNF
Steelers @ Jacksonville(-5)
If you’re a fan in the stands in a Steelers jersey, there’s a reasonable chance they’ll pull you out and make you play running back. I have the Jags here.

MNF
Vikings @ New Orleans(-3.5)
I don’t understand why Minnesota’s defense isn’t better—they have the personnel to be great, and they’re merely OK. And the Saints offense is on fire; I will give the points.

How was your vacation, Al? Where’d you go? Did you get your Strahan jersey?