Saturday Night
Cowboys @ Arizona(+7.5)
Cardinals are awful and have given up. Give the points. Al is taking the points.
Sunday 1:00
Lions @ Miami(-3.5)
Detroit has somehow won two in a row, and I don’t like taking the Dolphins at home. Love that half point as I feel like it should be fish by 3. (Yes, I know dolphins aren’t fish.)
Niners @ St. Louis(-2.5)
Another game that feels like a field goal game. I’ll take the Rams at home, to take home a playoff berth!
Jets @ Chicago(-1)
Beating up on the Vikings doesn’t count for anything; beating the Steelers in Pittsburgh does. I’ll take Gang Green.
Patriots @ Buffalo(+7.5)
Tough call. Pats are on fire, but Buffalo is tough to blow out, even if they don’t win many. I’m going to stick with the Pats this time, though I’m worried about the half point.
Redskins @ Jacksonville(-7)
Normally I’d take the Jags but MJD is hurt and I think Jax may have had their spirit broken last week, so I’m taking Washington.
Titans @ Kansas City(-5)
Tough spread, I was hoping for Chiefs by a field goal. Is five too many? Nah, I think I’ll give em anyway.
Sunday ~4:10
Colts @ Oakland(+3)
Another tough spread, since the Raiders can really run the rock and the Colts can’t stop it any other way than playing from ahead. With Collie out again, this could go either way. I’m picking Indy just because I really want them to lose, so they’ll win.
Texans @ Denver(+2.5)
Foster is hurt but will probably play, and Andre probably won’t. So, the Texans will have what offense, exactly? And we know they have no defense, so yeah, I’m taking Denver and the points.
Chargers @ Cincinnati(+7.5)
I still can’t believe the Bungles won last week. Won’t happen again, give the points.
Seabags @ Tampa(-6.5)
Still not picking Seattle on the road, thanks.
Giants @ Green Bay(-3)
I’m not high on either of these teams right now. Packers, I guess.
SNF
Vikings @ Philadelphia(-14.5)
Yeah, Minnesota is done. Iggles.
MNF
Saints @ Atlanta(-2.5)
Not picking against the Falcons at home this season, thanks.
Saturday Night
Cowboys @ Arizona(+7.5)
It’s 21-10 at the moment. I’m liking my pick so far!
Sunday 1:00
Lions @ Miami(-3.5)
I think the Dolphins are way underrated, but even so, they’ve just been eliminated from the playoffs. They won’t get up for this game. Take the points and Detroit.
Niners @ St. Louis(-2.5)
I’m taking the Rams, but I’m not too happy about it. I figure the Niners may be demoralized after putting their best *ahem* effort in against the Chargers. Give the points.
Jets @ Chicago(-1)
Have to go with Chicago. Sanchez is hurting and Damien Woody on the o-line is still out. Also, the Bears are playing for a bye. The Jets will be hoping for a Jaguars or Colts loss, and they can still get in with a win over Buffalo next week. Give the point.
Patriots @ Buffalo(+7.5)
The Pats don’t need this game and this is the biggest game for the Bills all year. They’ll want to go out on a high note. Take the points and the Bills.
Redskins @ Jacksonville(-7)
Jacksonville just lost their “superbowl” to the Colts, they won’t get up for the struggling Redskins. Take the points.
Titans @ Kansas City(-5)
I think the Chiefs are a joke. They’ve played so few good teams. I think this should be a -3. I’ll take the points and the Titans.
Sunday ~4:10
Colts @ Oakland(+3)
It would just be weird for Manning to lose to the Raiders. I’m not prepared to accept that. Give the points. Take the Colts.
Texans @ Denver(+2.5)
The Texans are done. Hell, they’re fighting themselves on the field! I’ll take the Broncos and the points.
Chargers @ Cincinnati(+7.5)
Owens is out and Ochocinco is hurt. This will be a huge blowout. Give the points and take the Bolts.
Seabags @ Tampa(-6.5)
Seattle is TERRIBLE. I wish it was only 6, but I’ll give the points. Take the Bucs.
Giants @ Green Bay(-3)
Rodgers will play, but I don’t think it will make a difference. Why should we believe they’ll cover, much less win, after two consecutive losses? The Pack has played a brutal schedule this year and they just wore down. The Giants will bounce back from that pitiful loss last week.
SNF
Vikings @ Philadelphia(-14.5)
Blowout. Eagles.
MNF
Saints @ Atlanta(-2.5)
I’ll be at this game! This is such a huge game for the Falcons. I think they take care of business at home. Lay the points.