OK, I’m moving this weekend so this will be very brief…
Sunday 1:00
Browns @ Atlanta(-8)
The Falcons were bad last time, right? So then they’ll cover this.
Redskins @ Philly(-7)
I can’t figure out the Iggles this year, and that seems like too much for a team I can’t figure out. Redskins.
Chargers @ Cincinnati(+1)
Only one? Sure, give it, Bols.
Niners @ Detroit(-6)
Man, sucker bet. I won’t do it, though, I’m taking the Niners to keep it closer than that.
Ravens @ Tennessee(+7)
IIRC, which is risky, the Titans haven’t played well against the Ravens lately, so I’ll give the TD.
Bills @ Indy(-12)
Too obvious, take the points.
Texans @ Jax(-10.5)
Gerrard is starting and the Jags want revenge–they’ll cover this.
Chefs @ Miami(+1)
Again, only one? I’ll take KC, thanks.
Packers @ Minnesota(-5.5)
That seems like the right number. Vikings.
Jest @ New England(-10.5)
I like the Pats to win this game but that’s enough points to make me worry. Meh, I have enough to worry about, I’m taking New England.
Sunday ~4:10
Broncos @ Oakland(+9)
The Raiders reverted back to true form last week, so I have Denver here.
Cowboys @ Arizona(+7)
Whatever I do with the Cowboys, it’s wrong, so I will pick them in an attempt to jinx them. Except that I don’t believe in things like that. Whatever, Cowboys.
Saints @ Pittsburgh(-4.5)
OK, how on earth are the Steelers favored here? The Steelers are horrible. Gimme the points!
Rams @ Seattle(-3.5)
Piling it on Oakland doesn’t mean the Seabags are that good. Rams.
Sunday NBC
Bears @ New Jersey Giants, even
Probably even since half the Giants are hurt. If Plax is out they have only the Tiki god to catch the ball, but he’s got rushing duties to cover as well. I like the Bears here.
MNF
Bucs @ Carolina(-9.5)
Uhh, have the Panthers blown out anybody this year? No, so that’s too many points, I’ll take ‘em.