Yikes, just got up…
Sunday 1:00
Buccaneers @ New Orleans(-7.5)
Saints.
Bungles @ Baltimore(-9.5)
Ravens.
Panthers @ Atlanta(-14.5)
Falcons win, but is that too many points? Nah, the Panthers are awful…
Steelers @ Cleveland(+6)
Not even a full TD? OK, Stillers.
Vikings @ Detroit(-3.5)
Wow, Lions actually favored. However, they have no Calvin Johnson, and AP is supposed to be able to go. I’ll take the points.
Raiders @ Kansas City(-4)
The Chefs have nothing to play for and will rest guys. Take the points.
Bills @ New Jersey Jets(-1.5)
Bills rock against the spread, and Panthers have the #1 pick locked up, so they’ll cover.
Dolphins @ New England(-6)
Pats don’t care, and Miami is great on the road. Take the points.
Sunday 4:00ish
Giants @ Washington(+4)
The boys in blue need a win to have even a shot at the playoffs. They’ll cover.
Cowboys @ Philly(-3)
Why would the Eagles risk Vick or Jackson or really, anybody, in this meaningless game? Cowboys.
Titans @ Indy(-9.5)
The Colts are better, but that seems like too many points. I’ll take a chance and take them.
Bears @ Green Bay(-10.5)
Chicago has nothing to play for, the Packers do. Good enough for me to give the points.
Jaguars @ Houston(-3.5)
Jacksonville has an outside shot at a playoff spot, and the Texans are done. Plus, Andre Johnson is out. Horrific. Take the points.
Chargers @ Denver(+3.5)
Game means nothing to either team, but Denver has been playing like they care, and the Chargers haven’t.
Cardinals @ San Francisco(-6)
Oh! New coach in San Fran! So far this season that’s meant that the team wins. Plus, Arizona is stone-cold awful on the road. I will give the points.
SNF
Rams @ Seattle(+3)
Woo hoo! Opening for the worst playoff team—possibly ever—up for grabs. Gotta like the Rams here going against most likely a backup QB.