NFL week 16

I’m in the land of double-prong outlets and no Internet access so I’m doing this all on my phone…

Sunday 1:00
Bills @ Atlanta(-9)
Lotta points, but I’ll give ’em.

Chefs @ Cicinnati(-13.5)
Even more points, and I’ll give again.

Raiders @ Cleveland(-3)
Vegas doesn’t know either. Browns?

Seahawks @ Green Bay(-14)
I knew I should have picked against the Seabags last week. I won’t miss the chance this week.

Texans @ Miami(-3)
Wow, with playoff implications and everything. Texans are 4-0 all time against Miami… so they’ll lose this one. Miami covers.

Panthers @ New Jersey Giants(-7.5)
Too many points; take Carolina.

Jaguars @ New England(-8)
Again, too many points.

Bucs @ New Orleans(-14)
NOT too many points, Saints cruise.

Ravens @ Pittsburgh(-3)
I like the Ravens here.

Sunday 4:00ish
Rams @ Arizona(-14)
Too many points.

Lions @ San Fran(-13)
I hate the Lions on the road; give the big number.

Broncos @ Philly(-7)

Jest @ Indy(-5.5)
Gang Green is done and the Colts showed that they want these games, so I’m giving the points.

Cowboys @ Washington(+7)
Too many points; the Skins D has some pride and will be looking to atone for last week.

Vikings @ Chicago(+7)
I don’t like the way the Vikes are infighting and Favre is looking poor but the Bears are awful so I’ll give the points.