I’m in the land of double-prong outlets and no Internet access so I’m doing this all on my phone…
Sunday 1:00
Bills @ Atlanta(-9)
Lotta points, but I’ll give ’em.
Chefs @ Cicinnati(-13.5)
Even more points, and I’ll give again.
Raiders @ Cleveland(-3)
Vegas doesn’t know either. Browns?
Seahawks @ Green Bay(-14)
I knew I should have picked against the Seabags last week. I won’t miss the chance this week.
Texans @ Miami(-3)
Wow, with playoff implications and everything. Texans are 4-0 all time against Miami… so they’ll lose this one. Miami covers.
Panthers @ New Jersey Giants(-7.5)
Too many points; take Carolina.
Jaguars @ New England(-8)
Again, too many points.
Bucs @ New Orleans(-14)
NOT too many points, Saints cruise.
Ravens @ Pittsburgh(-3)
I like the Ravens here.
Sunday 4:00ish
Rams @ Arizona(-14)
Too many points.
Lions @ San Fran(-13)
I hate the Lions on the road; give the big number.
Broncos @ Philly(-7)
Iggles.
Jest @ Indy(-5.5)
Gang Green is done and the Colts showed that they want these games, so I’m giving the points.
SNF
Cowboys @ Washington(+7)
Too many points; the Skins D has some pride and will be looking to atone for last week.
MNF
Vikings @ Chicago(+7)
I don’t like the way the Vikes are infighting and Favre is looking poor but the Bears are awful so I’ll give the points.
Sunday 1:00
Bills @ Atlanta(-9)
Brohm is playing for the Bills. He joined the team last month. I’ll give the points.
Chefs @ Cicinnati(-13.5)
Even more points, and I’ll give again.
Tough to say. I think it’s too many points. I’ll take them.
Raiders @ Cleveland(-3)
I like the Raiders. I think Quinn is out for the year. I’ll take the 3 points.
Seahawks @ Green Bay(-14)
Packers will roll. Should be a no brainer. Give the points.
Texans @ Miami(-3)
I like your stat. Plus there’s no pressure or expectations on them. That means the Texans will win. I’ll take the points.
Panthers @ New Jersey Giants(-7.5)
Giants are on a huge roll. I’ll roll with them. Give the points.
Jaguars @ New England(-8)
The Pats aren’t good enough to be laying so many points here. I’ll take them.
Bucs @ New Orleans(-14)
The Bucs played them tough last time and I think it will happen again. The Saints are good, but they’ve been struggling. I’ll take the points.
Ravens @ Pittsburgh(-3)
Flacco has never beaten Roethlisberger. I still like getting the points.
Sunday 4:00ish
Rams @ Arizona(-14)
The game means nothing to the Cardinals, but how can St. Louis keep it close? I’ll give the points.
Lions @ San Fran(-13)
Not sure how the Niners will react to being dropped from the playoffs. I’ll take the points.
Broncos @ Philly(-7)
The Eagles don’t care about this game. They need to beat Dallas next week. They will likely lose this game. I’ll take the points.
Jest @ Indy(-5.5)
The Jets still have a chance to make the playoffs. Blitz early and scare the Colts into sitting Manning. They’ll at least keep it close. I’ll take the points.
SNF
Cowboys @ Washington(+7)
The Cowboys will prove once again why they are December dogs. I’ll take the points.
MNF
Vikings @ Chicago(+7)
Favre and the Vikings are heading to a first game playoff loss, but Chicago isn’t even a roadblock. I’ll give the points.